Is there a magical tumblr setting I am missing?

With the most recent version of the tumblr app the ability to scroll through your full dashboard seems to have been removed. I have been traveling and was only able to check the app at about 8am yesterday… And when I started scrolling through my dash this morning there were a total of 12 new posts before I was at stale content.

The “load more posts” button - gone. Doesn’t exist (and yesterday when it did show up it loaded 0 posts)

Am I the only one that is getting this filtered experience? It seems like the preference is given to already popular gifs and photo sets, with text and link posts rarely being shown. Is there a setting somewhere to fix this, or is this the new tumblr?

That “Honey Boo Boo Child” girl is now getting her own show. Is this a sign of the Apocalypse?

iheartchaos:

Everyone’s favorite Toddlers in Tiaras contestent, the chubby little Red Bill fed girl known to some as that “Honey Boo Boo Child” is getting her own reality show. Her and the rest of her fucked up family. Oh good.

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This is the reason I think all humanity should be wiped from the earth.


We ruin everything

Things you don’t expect to read in the morning.

I wonder what the name of the game he was playing was.. Smuggle the munitions? Nuclear arms dealer and the naughty UN Inspector?

Things you don’t expect to read in the morning.

I wonder what the name of the game he was playing was.. Smuggle the munitions? Nuclear arms dealer and the naughty UN Inspector?

iheartchaos:

Awesome TMNT wagon spotted at Sam’s Club
Because where else are you going to get pizza, nunchuku, hockey sticks and panties in bulk in one trip?
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iheartchaos:

Awesome TMNT wagon spotted at Sam’s Club

Because where else are you going to get pizza, nunchuku, hockey sticks and panties in bulk in one trip?

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Geekcraft of the Day: IHCer makes weapons out of dildos

iheartchaos:

IHCer “Rabbit” decided to put his skills to good use by making a couple weapons out of dildos I guess he just had laying around the house. Or under his bed. Or in his sock drawer, or wherever. Above are a pair of dildo nunchaku, and keep scrolling for a dildo lightsaber.

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dildo lightsaber.

Dildo Lightsaber!

DILDO LIGHTSABER

on Mass Effect 3

The fuck universe? I’ve busted my ass saving you twice now, and everyone still thinks it is ok to send me on errands before they will help me? At this point, my FemShep should have gaggles of people lining up to suck her wang just to say “thanks for saving us more times than we can count”. 

The most interesting part of the game so far are the characters you either can’t interact with or those that you barely get to see.

  • The PTSD asari in the hospital sorta broke my heart. I found myself exiting the room just to hear the next bit of conversation.
  • the Alliance mother trying to get her daughter to Thessia was a great little scene. 
  • The girl waiting for her parents in the refugee hold is driving me insane. I want to shake her and tell her that her parents aren’t coming… that they are probably dead.
  • Thane & Mordin. I got choked up a little. 
Woman attacks cop with dildo, GTA style

iheartchaos:

“She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.”

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wtfcincy:

You may have seen this new Tidy Cats billboard equating OTR to a dirty kitty litter box. That is pretty shitty (pun intended)

wtfcincy:

You may have seen this new Tidy Cats billboard equating OTR to a dirty kitty litter box. That is pretty shitty (pun intended)

iheartchaos:

Best LivingSocial deal ever: Cleveland Steamer for just $69
Normally, you get charged extra for that kind of thing.
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iheartchaos:

Best LivingSocial deal ever: Cleveland Steamer for just $69

Normally, you get charged extra for that kind of thing.

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Weekend reading: ‘Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine’

iheartchaos:

Need some nasty, nasty Star Trek fan fiction to read this weekend? Some nasty Star Trek fan fiction starring Wil Wheaton when he was much younger? You can grab ‘Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine’ for just $2.99 for your Kindle device or Kindle app. Now let’s see some book reviews!

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wtfcincy:

Cincinnati is the only place it is acceptable to offer a 3-way to a stranger.

wtfcincy:

Cincinnati is the only place it is acceptable to offer a 3-way to a stranger.

(Source: saltykisses)

wtfcincy:

Cincinnati, the slippery nipple of travel problems.

wtfcincy:

Cincinnati, the slippery nipple of travel problems.

iheartchaos:

Up your game with Dildo Sport (possibly NSFW)

Dildo Sport is the first strap-on tennis accessory that gives you the edge you need to win through the magic of rubber penises. 

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iheartchaos:

So this guy takes batting practice to a superhuman level, juggling a baseball between several trampolines. Is this even possible?

I don’t think this is a viral for anything, and it’s very likely that it’s a fake, because I can’t imagine how this is even humanly possible.

Someone submitted this, but I forgot who, because I’m a tard and accidentally deleted the submission.

Can’t decide to call shenanigans or “double baseball all the way across the sky”
towritelesbiansonherarms:

chrismarrspiliero:

Pretty sure this takes the cake for the most awkward family photo ever…

towritelesbiansonherarms:

chrismarrspiliero:

Pretty sure this takes the cake for the most awkward family photo ever…

(Source: chrismarrspiliero)