Addind people on MFP

Hope you all don’t mind, but I am going through and adding anyone I can find on MyFitnessPal. I am tired of it telling me I don’t have any friends.

Feel free to not accept the request.

vegkat replied to your post: There is a TV channel called “Wealth TV”

Burn it with fire. Yes, I mean burn the tv channel. I don’t know how, just do it.


Oh, I had to walk out of the room because I was about to Hulksmash the tv.

I just found out this was a thing

/r/ladyboners

I thought of Shae & Kat & BURJIT & all the other ladies that enjoy their lady boners.

vegkat replied to your post: vegkat replied to your photo: No, you are debating…

My reward for getting (back) to my goal weight is a tattoo, too! (I can’t really use the excuse ‘it’s baby weight’ when my kid is now 4…) Diet buddies!

Hells yeah diet buddies!

Any particular method you are using? I’ve found that Weight Watchers is pretty easy and has been a diet I can stick with.

I think the toughest part is that my wife isn’t on a plan and sometimes, when she is on her lady time, she will eat a fuckton of chocolate and crackers and everything I want to nom out on and I have to have a ridiculous amount of self control to sit next to her.

vegkat replied to your photo: No, you are debating going and getting that Wonder…

DOOOO EEEET.

Right?!?!?!?! It is a bad-ass image (mainly because Wonder Woman is badass) and would make for an amazing tattoo. 

I have a huge folder of images and ideas for my next tattoo, but I won’t be getting one for a while. My wife isn’t a fan of them and I promised her I wouldn’t get another one until I reached my major milestone weight loss goal of 200lbs. Hopefully once I reach that goal I will have settled on which tattoo I want, because I am sure it will be like pulling teeth to get the one after that.

Soon though…. 

Oh, and by the way? Surly.

vegkat:

dorkitude:

vegkat:

That’s my new thing. I’m surly.

Like that?

EXACTLY.

I should get this tattooed on my chest.

Might as well get Duff Life on your knuckles while you are there

Oh, and by the way? Surly.

vegkat:

That’s my new thing. I’m surly.

Like that?

What up my fellow allergy sufferers? We know the secret trick to successfully popping your ears when they are clogged.
Which reminds me of this one time, when Sara and I were on a cruise…. I was congested as all fuck, and my ears hadn’t re-pressurized after being on the plane. There was excruciating pain running from inside my ear down my jaw line so I finally bit the bullet and went to pop my ears by plugging my nose and blowing. I blew a little too hard and I thought I literally popped my ear drum. 
The pressure in my ear had subsided, but there was a stabbing pain in my ear. Since it was about 11pm, I figured I would just take some aspirin and try to sleep it off. I woke up around 2am with my ear still killing me so I took a q-tip and ran it around in immediate inside of my ear canal to see if anything was amiss… and it came out with blood on it. Here I am at 2 in the morning flipping a shit because I was bleeding from the ear. BLEEDING FROM THE FUCKING EAR! That is the type of shit you see in a movie when the psionic is melting peoples brains just by giving them a dirty look. 
I took a piece of toilet paper (since it is softer than a q-tip and thus safer to stick in my bleeding ear. gogo 2am logic) and rolled it up to try and wick away the blood. Eventually it seems like my ear had stopped bleeding but it was ringing much louder than normal. Since the bleeding had stopped, I went back to bed and tried to sleep while continuing to freak out in silence. 
In the morning I told my wife what had happened and we went to the infirmary. We figured it was one of those things that should get looked at… until the infirmary informed us that it would be a $350 copay to just see the doctor, and if they needed to do anything more than a basic once-over it would be even more money. Since I didn’t have health insurance at that point, I said fuck it. 
A few days later I felt something sharp in my ear canal, and by jiggling my head around I managed to shake the foreign object out. It was the long term drainage tube that was in my ear due to my fucked up eustachian tubes. I had managed to force so much pressure through the tube when trying to equalize my ear that I blew that fucker out of my ear drum. 

What up my fellow allergy sufferers? We know the secret trick to successfully popping your ears when they are clogged.

Which reminds me of this one time, when Sara and I were on a cruise…. I was congested as all fuck, and my ears hadn’t re-pressurized after being on the plane. There was excruciating pain running from inside my ear down my jaw line so I finally bit the bullet and went to pop my ears by plugging my nose and blowing. I blew a little too hard and I thought I literally popped my ear drum. 

The pressure in my ear had subsided, but there was a stabbing pain in my ear. Since it was about 11pm, I figured I would just take some aspirin and try to sleep it off. I woke up around 2am with my ear still killing me so I took a q-tip and ran it around in immediate inside of my ear canal to see if anything was amiss… and it came out with blood on it. Here I am at 2 in the morning flipping a shit because I was bleeding from the ear. BLEEDING FROM THE FUCKING EAR! That is the type of shit you see in a movie when the psionic is melting peoples brains just by giving them a dirty look. 

I took a piece of toilet paper (since it is softer than a q-tip and thus safer to stick in my bleeding ear. gogo 2am logic) and rolled it up to try and wick away the blood. Eventually it seems like my ear had stopped bleeding but it was ringing much louder than normal. Since the bleeding had stopped, I went back to bed and tried to sleep while continuing to freak out in silence. 

In the morning I told my wife what had happened and we went to the infirmary. We figured it was one of those things that should get looked at… until the infirmary informed us that it would be a $350 copay to just see the doctor, and if they needed to do anything more than a basic once-over it would be even more money. Since I didn’t have health insurance at that point, I said fuck it. 

A few days later I felt something sharp in my ear canal, and by jiggling my head around I managed to shake the foreign object out. It was the long term drainage tube that was in my ear due to my fucked up eustachian tubes. I had managed to force so much pressure through the tube when trying to equalize my ear that I blew that fucker out of my ear drum. 

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vegkat replied to your post: Phil?!?!?!

Am I right or am I right? Or am I right (right right)

dontbearuiner replied to your postPhil?!?!?!

NED! NED RYERSON!

beefranck replied to your post: I got shit today at work for liking Hall & Oates

You should!

 vegkat replied to your postI got shit today at work for liking Hall & Oates

Blow the building up.

I feel like one of these is the appropriate response

vegkat replied to your post: Just hipster enough to be shady

UGH!! That show is SO staged! WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING IT?? And I know exactly who you are talking about. I HATE MYSELF.

Right?!?! And have you seen the farce that is Storage Wars: Texas? They took the characters from Storage Wars and texas’ed them up. 

Plus, did you see that there are two new versions of Pawn Stars coming soon? Pawn Stars: Night Shift and Cajun Pawn Stars. I shit you not. 

And I know I will watch all of it because I am a glutton for punishment.