Everyone’s favorite Toddlers in Tiaras contestent, the chubby little Red Bill fed girl known to some as that “Honey Boo Boo Child” is getting her own reality show. Her and the rest of her fucked up family. Oh good.
This is the reason I think all humanity should be wiped from the earth.
We ruin everything
The Cable network Current TV has fired Countdown host Keith Olbermann claiming he sabotaged the network and have announced plans to replace him with Elliot Spitzer.
You know you have failed in life when a guy that was fired for having expensive tastes in callgirls is taking your job.
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The vote sadly wasn’t binding, but during a mock vote in DC to show off the security of electronic voting, a group of hackers from the University of Michigan rigged the vote to make Bender the winner— and no, that wasn’t supposed to be part of the demonstration. The point was to show that electronic voting is hackproof, which you should know by now is far from the truth.
With the credentials of MTV’s biggest show ever behind them, the creators of Jersey Shore are now casting for a geek reality show called “Fandom Rising” that will do for geek culture what Jersey Shore did for orange tanned Italian-Americans.
Cats… the final frontier.