That “Honey Boo Boo Child” girl is now getting her own show. Is this a sign of the Apocalypse?
Everyone’s favorite Toddlers in Tiaras contestent, the chubby little Red Bill fed girl known to some as that “Honey Boo Boo Child” is getting her own reality show. Her and the rest of her fucked up family. Oh good.
This is the reason I think all humanity should be wiped from the earth.
We ruin everything
Keith Olbermann fired again, this time from Current TV
The Cable network Current TV has fired Countdown host Keith Olbermann claiming he sabotaged the network and have announced plans to replace him with Elliot Spitzer.
You know you have failed in life when a guy that was fired for having expensive tastes in callgirls is taking your job.
Weekend reading: ‘Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine’
Need some nasty, nasty Star Trek fan fiction to read this weekend? Some nasty Star Trek fan fiction starring Wil Wheaton when he was much younger? You can grab ‘Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine’ for just $2.99 for your Kindle device or Kindle app. Now let’s see some book reviews!
Futurama’s Bender elected head of the Washington DC school board
The vote sadly wasn’t binding, but during a mock vote in DC to show off the security of electronic voting, a group of hackers from the University of Michigan rigged the vote to make Bender the winner— and no, that wasn’t supposed to be part of the demonstration. The point was to show that electronic voting is hackproof, which you should know by now is far from the truth.
Creators of Jersey Shore want to make a geek reality show for MTV. Go eat a bowl of dicks.
Cats… the final frontier.