Geekcraft of the Day: IHCer makes weapons out of dildos

iheartchaos:

IHCer “Rabbit” decided to put his skills to good use by making a couple weapons out of dildos I guess he just had laying around the house. Or under his bed. Or in his sock drawer, or wherever. Above are a pair of dildo nunchaku, and keep scrolling for a dildo lightsaber.

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dildo lightsaber.

Dildo Lightsaber!

DILDO LIGHTSABER

Woman attacks cop with dildo, GTA style

iheartchaos:

“She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.”

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iheartchaos:

Up your game with Dildo Sport (possibly NSFW)

Dildo Sport is the first strap-on tennis accessory that gives you the edge you need to win through the magic of rubber penises. 

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